"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
- Bug Catcher Youngster

I challenge you to find a better one.

"I reject your reality and subsitute my own."

Adam Savage- Mythbusters.

This also happens to be the quote I used for my yearbook.

"Oops! Dropped my balls!"
-juggler

"There are only two infinite things in the universe. The universe and human stupidity, and I'm not even sure about the universe."
-Albert Einstein

"I believe in angels. The kind heaven sends. I'm surrounded by them every day, but I just call them friends."
Dan Roswald, psypoke member
"Tergum per a vengeance" (back with a vengeance)
-The invisible man, The Invisible Man

I thought the youngsters were the ones that said that =/

If you cannot convince them, confuse them
-Truman

You can grill them, you have the technology
-my friend, when drunk

Thinly sliced cabbage
-Coles law

...shut yo face fool ;o

I'm still a Freshie, but if i were to choose, it would be something stupid like:

"They're magically delicious!" -Lucky the Leperchaun
Thankfully I have 3 more years to think of one.

I've heard some thing similar, except the one I heard was "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you will land among the stars."

In my last yearbook I used "Loved by all, hated by many. My mate had "I can't believe I ate the whole thing", his surname is Simpson and if you hadn't guessed a huge fan of his namesake show.

I was probably too lazy to think of a quote for my senior yearbook, and left it blank. The youngster quote is probably one of the best ones I've heard.

There is nothing to fear but fear itself tapioca pudding- Me and some other guy whose name I forget

Man who stands behind car get exhausted man who stand in front car get tired.-My friend

It takes knowledge to know a tomato is a fruit, it takes wisdom to know not to put it in a fruit salad.-another friend

"Vendi vedi veci," (I came, I saw, I conquered.). Julius Caesar, I believe.

Veni vidi vici is how it's spelled, I thought. Either way, the message is still the same, though. I think I'll go with the one about how Edison didn't fail at making the incandescent lightbulb 2,000 times; rather, he just found 2,000 ways how not to make an incandescent lightbulb.

The only difference between genius and insanity is measured in success

@rex: you're probably right, just a little typo. -_-

"Mors necessaria," (death is inevitable.)

"The only way to avoid criticism is to do nothing, say nothing, and be nothing."- Elbert Hubbard

Me and a few friends on the Cross Country team decided to use famous historical quotes, but change the speaker to someone just totally random. Mine ended up being this:

"Give me liberty, or give me death!"
- John Stamos

"I want to be the very best, like no one ever was."

AW YEAH.

As a Junior, I feel that mine will be either:
"But it's alright now, in fact its a gas! I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash, its a gas gas gas!" from the song Jumpin Jack Flash by the Rolling Stones.
or
"Life's been good to me so far..." from Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh

My senior year is going to be this upcoming one O_o

Right now, I'm thinking about something that always crops up in my mind. "Do you know what the difference between a flower and a weed is? The answer is simple: the only difference is the gardener." A cookie to anyone who knows where that's from

You could do something like "Who was phone?"

or "STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"


Both of those are reasonable, intelligent quotes.